i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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