I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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