dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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