You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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