I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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