I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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