My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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