for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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