Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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