he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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