We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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