if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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