you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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