I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Randomize
