I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
