Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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