paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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