is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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