Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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