she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
you made out with another girl for some wings
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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