we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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