Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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