They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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