Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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