And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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