i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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