FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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