idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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