Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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