too bad you live with your parents still
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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