No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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