I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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