Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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