ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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