Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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