Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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