im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Randomize
