I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
