You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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