Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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