ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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