I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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