you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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