And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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