Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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