Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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