Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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