watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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