I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
the raccoons are back...
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