Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
At least life still wants to fuck me.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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