we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
