i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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