waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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