just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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