i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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