so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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