Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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