i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she pinky promised me she was 18
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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